When someone dies:
”Oh my beloved why you departed so early you didn’t deserve this”
otherwise, you can hear them:
”He was a cinical bastard always taking the upper side on people plus he owned an awful blog on wordpress full of lousy poems”
oh god, how I love death’s lack of meritocracy ❤
I was once a man 
I’d rather have owned the lousy blog than die without trying!
My lawyer tells me I can’t say any intelligible things to someone who writes a comment under a post without liking it before.
So, banana.
Pity, was taking too long to load the like button! Best wishes!